Mike Church Show – I Don’t Know What XHamster Porn Is But I Won’t Be An EX-User

Mandeville, LA – The porn merchants at this outfit called XHamster have dealt a crushing blow to the perverts of NC: XHamster.com has blacklisted ip addresses from the Tarheel state as revenge for the now famous Boys use boys rooms “bill” that has drawn the outrage of the pervert promoters Bruce Springsteen and Brian Adams. That’ll show those prudish bigots who think their daughters should be able to pee in private and if not in private, free from the leering eyes of sex predators masquerading as “trans——-“. XHamster said of the ip ban: ” What’s next? Will Lena Dunham wear ankle length dresses on the next episode of HBO’s “Girls” and  cross her legs with modesty when give the chance to flah “lady parts” to the school principal? Will Lady GaGa refuse to wear her meat-skirt and breast cones in favor of a Hajib when performing near NC? Will HBO refuse[...]